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Most Influential: 8,025thMost Cultured: 9,195thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,863rd
The Gatorreich of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Don't tread in my sewer waters.
EK Longerreich
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Political Freedom

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Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Population3.412 billion

CapitalDarKspawn of Columbia
LeaderEK Longerreich

AnimalLongerreich Gator

The Gatorreich of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by EK Longerreich with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.412 billion Longerreichan-Gators are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DarKspawn of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longerreichan-Gatoran economy, worth 485 trillion Dollarreiches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,352 Dollarreiches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich has found 2 easter eggs), giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich's national animal is the Longerreich Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is ranked 52,691st in the world and 1,609th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 43.93 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Influential: 8,025thMost Cultured: 9,195thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,863rdTop
Most Devout: 10,889thLowest Crime Rates: 11,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,255thMost Developed: 11,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,588thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,920thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,990thHealthiest Citizens: 13,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,401stLargest Governments: 18,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,865thSmartest Citizens: 18,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,018thMost Efficient Economies: 20,214th
Most Cultured: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionMost Devout: 330th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 346th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 389th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 404th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 449th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 457th in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 513th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 522nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 543rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 555th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 730th in the regionMost Stationary: 748th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 756th in the regionBest Weather: 773rd in the regionLargest Populations: 821st in the region

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