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RetroBeaners

Population883 million

CapitalParadis
LeaderEl Don de Paradis

CurrencyLibra
AnimalMonarch

The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a huge, safe nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 883 million RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 110 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,307 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over RetroBeaners, El Don de Paradis has more friends than ever before, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RetroBeaners is ranked 234,061st in the world and 8,844th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -11.66 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,681stLargest Retail Industry: 10,249thMost Developed: 12,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,276thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,521stLowest Crime Rates: 12,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,933rdMost Inclusive: 13,286thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,538thLargest Governments: 15,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,198thSmartest Citizens: 17,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,359thHighest Average Incomes: 21,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,821stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,261stMost Secular: 24,300th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 494th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 609th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 658th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 721st in the regionLargest Governments: 763rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 764th in the regionNudest: 792nd in the regionMost Influential: 794th in the regionMost Inclusive: 807th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 845th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 867th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 907th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 910th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 913th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : RetroBeaners was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : RetroBeaners endorsed The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, El Don de Paradis has more friends than ever before.
  • : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over RetroBeaners.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to El Don de Paradis's wardrobe.

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Endorsements Received: 203 » Shibutani, New Lakemba, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Lulubellia, Brucklania, Aerilia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Odelinor, Pasargad, Pytong, Republica Guilleana, Great Bights Mum, Climeria, Heilhum Imperius, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Orado, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, Former English Colony, Dreadton, Arson pog, Zzozona, Interdimensional Zone, Corfad, Omnistria, Siwale, Strongwill, Territorio di Nessuno, Sevinland, WeKnow, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sikol, Cretox State, Newpromisedland, Draconian Progression, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, Andexia, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, and 153 others.Selfgradatude, The Pleiads, Yellops, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, East Akra, Sunto, Joodey, Seijitsu, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Xipher, Venicea, Colfes, 1 very fast endotarter, Ravendi, Ethnon, Blyskalia, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Star Kingdom, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, The Pantheons, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, His Enduring Majesty, The Serdey Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Aeolist, Barabolia, Galbadiana, Sahbido, Ardretia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Super Girl, Madjack, Upper Libertatem, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Innocentic, Muqatil, Crusadam, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, KhalChicken, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, The Ultimate Republic, Aryan Homeland, Dangine, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Nation1812, Shotokonia, Servilis, Tyirza, Xyrron, BTProductions, Folenz, San Felipe, Liminyj, TyGerria, Iberia y las Colonias, Rainengrad, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Ellbonnia, Cajland, Perikuresu, ForestMythal, Religioncord, Centrialand, Seanat, Atlunartemis, Britle, Capablanca, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ootasa, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Sopernia, Kinitopia, Nikhilesh23, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Tringapore, Unshleepd, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, and Jaxikistan.

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