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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129thLargest Retail Industry: 211th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Smug anime girl
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Revolutionary Sealand

Population10.713 billion

LeaderSmug anime girl
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.713 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,094 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 382,210 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,572,829 per year while the poor average 3,528, a ratio of 1,012 to 1.

Large areas of Revolutionary Sealand are not accessible by the public, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Weeb selfishness. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 209,952nd in the world and 10,264th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.67 Years.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129thLargest Retail Industry: 211thMost Avoided: 241stFattest Citizens: 256thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 279thHighest Disposable Incomes: 293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 353rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 370thMost Corrupt Governments: 439thMost Efficient Economies: 489thMost Influential: 548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 569thMost Armed: 593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 609thLargest Insurance Industry: 614thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727thLargest Mining Sector: 782ndHighest Average Incomes: 855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,001stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,019thRudest Citizens: 1,196thMost Devout: 1,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,650thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,318thHighest Economic Output: 2,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,107thLargest Governments: 7,595thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,000thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,157thMost Pro-Market: 12,377thMost Stationary: 15,999thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,061st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 184th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 316th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 369th in the regionMost Stationary: 371st in the regionLargest Governments: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 417th in the regionLargest Black Market: 446th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 507th in the region

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