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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 166th Largest Retail Industry: 175th Most Avoided: 259th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Si vis bellum, para bellum
DIO Brando
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Revolutionary Sealand

Population8.464 billion

LeaderDIO Brando
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by DIO Brando with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.464 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loserville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 357,706 Anime Tiddies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,286,358 per year while the poor average 22,937, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, colonial subjects have Weeb culture shoved down their throats, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 633rd in the world and 15th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,744.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 166thLargest Retail Industry: 175thMost Avoided: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 281stFattest Citizens: 285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 334thLargest Gambling Industry: 347thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 407thMost Corrupt Governments: 435thMost Armed: 548thMost Influential: 554thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 588thLargest Insurance Industry: 633rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 679thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 698thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 699thLargest Mining Sector: 846thHighest Average Incomes: 848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 920thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 982ndRudest Citizens: 1,413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,513thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,544thTop
Most Devout: 1,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,220thHighest Crime Rates: 2,249thHighest Economic Output: 3,205thMost Efficient Economies: 4,811thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,099thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,990thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,058thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,986thLargest Governments: 9,594thLargest Black Market: 10,426thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,100thHighest Drug Use: 15,434th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 224th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 244th in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Stationary: 557th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 628th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 645th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 297 » Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Guslantis, Selfgradatude, Sunto, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, New Lakemba, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Renetopia, Chukstik Illahi, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, Boggovia, Elevation, Venezuelia, Jefffliu, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Camarthen, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, American MapleStory, SillyString, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, The Kyziban Islands, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, The The Bierands, The Teddy, Choistan, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, The Syca, and 247 others.Panama Coalition, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Corfad, Wodan, Sacrento, Free Culture, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ozstan, Highton Islands, Unsophisticate, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, Sea Ghost, Ediola, Ka Ching, Kolorland, Zyvetskistaahn, Q w e r t y, Helix Labs, Shibutani, Lower Nubia, Ice and Tinian, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Sundred, The Alpha Conglomerate, Babacar, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Voznesheim, Maott, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Suicidistan, Kokomo Island, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, The Discipled, Kulgatha, Kobagia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Rosewood-, Yummy Blubber, Islamic Cali, Lunallian, The Rhein States, Ostrinios, New Pruessen, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Acrabinnia, Jpia, Bananaaaaa, Soviet Terran, New Eleria, Ostrolia, New Bremerton, Valhalla123, Zokk, Spartoptia, Gurou, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, Wunderstrafanstalt, SORT, Torakuen, Zeno-sama, Nairland, Fantasque, Federation Terra Australis, Fun time land of Fun, Vincone Cae, SchoolHouse Rock, Sinelona, HeartLard, Uganda Knuckles UK, Adkins Station, North Bratislava, Willifusland, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Votak Matim, Cool game nation, Impler, Moose repupblic, Asgardira, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Holy Marcus Empire, Niradans, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Pinguioris, Amauri, Haor Chall, The South Falls, Partax, Boltang, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Loptous, Alunya, Joodey, Warsaw-Halicz, Steraz, Kyrianian, Ieprus, Dicko, Karazan, BrightFutures, Dopeland420, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Vexilia, Neo Hungarica, Manticore utopia, Esplandia, Potatolandium, Palisede, Wooleystan, Kubrostavsria, Felpolandia, Aezus, Tianqing, Cyrenayca, ZimRobwe, Keelut, Orenmark, Renzic, National Goats, Rionion, Union of Austria-Hungary, Justanistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, New Phyrreus, Guer Aike, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Ostrekoj, Egalico, Solmetria, Dadastan Archipelago, Kirnea, Fayyayid, Foraldn, Ara Antrizuls, Spunkland, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, San Xavier, Orven, VarDrade, Trillius, Hircea, Angwayster, Shigonia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Arcadiom, Fendlium, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Longsword01, Bananoonza, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Abject Ludicrosity, 1 very fast endotarter, Lesbian Femdom, Ikea Rike, Afrille, Glucose-6-phosphate, Thornisk, Miruma, COCOPUFFS, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, Castle Federation, Kaosjr, Romania-Moldavia, Test for a new hope, Rynion, Tamgu, TurtleButtocks, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Retarya, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, Luciferian666, Centromuria, Constantinolia, Felhaven, Loli County, United Brazilians states, Astrind, Glurponia, Ajibola, Alaande, Austurasia, Orado, Xzavia-Hjar, and Telders.

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