The Federation of Rezonovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Earl Sadarsten with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 3.395 billion Rezonovians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth 639 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,437 Reznovian marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and there is a law against "filthy foreign food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rezonovia is ranked 240,443^rd in the world and 9,181^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -517.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.