The Rogue Nation of Rhinocerotidae is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rhino Keras with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.639 billion Rhinocerotidaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhino City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The enormous but sluggish Rhinocerotidaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion Rhinoxes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 85,134 Rhinoxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Rhinocerosball players cannot remember their lineup position, it's best to decline if Rhino Keras offers to buy a round of drinks, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinocerotidae's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhinocerotidae is ranked 3,825^th in the world and 1^st in Western Australia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.41 law-abiding acts per hour.