Population | 2.677 billion |
Capital | Rhodesae City |
Leader | Amarion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Elephant |
The Republic of Rhodesae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amarion with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.677 billion Rhodesaeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodesae City. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Rhodesaean economy, worth 201 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,326 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, on-duty Air Rhodesae flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhodesae's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rhodesae is ranked 280,217th in the world and 199th in Thaecia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rhodesae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Rhodesae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, on-duty Air Rhodesae flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, recognizing the Rhodesaean flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, a video of Amarion wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Rhodesae, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.