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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,497thNudest: 3,228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,461st
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
E pluribus Nixon
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
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Powerhouse
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Richard Milhouse Nixon

Population300 million

CapitalNickson

CurrencyGod-blessed US dollar
AnimalGod-blessed bald eagle

The Oppressed Peoples of Richard Milhouse Nixon is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 300 million Richard Milhous Nixonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nickson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The powerhouse Richard Milhouse Nixonian economy, worth 25.1 trillion God-blessed US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,591 God-blessed US dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,187 per year while the poor average 21,469, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, Richard Milhouse Nixon has designated Nickson as its capital city, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Richard Milhouse Nixon's national animal is the God-blessed bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Richard Milhouse Nixon is ranked 15,001st in the world and 423rd in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,240.67 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,497thNudest: 3,228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,461stFattest Citizens: 5,556thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,037thMost Armed: 11,084thMost Avoided: 13,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,131stLargest Mining Sector: 15,001stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,713thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,351stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,541stMost Rebellious Youth: 20,537th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionNudest: 74th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Armed: 253rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 409th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 429th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 654th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 658th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 671st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 722nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Richard Milhouse Nixon changed its national capital to "Nickson".
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, Richard Milhouse Nixon has designated Nickson as its capital city.
  • : Richard Milhouse Nixon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Richard Milhouse Nixon published "Dear Diary" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Richard Milhouse Nixon, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.

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