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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,863rdNudest: 3,343rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,486th
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Richard Milhouse Nixon

Population1.696 billion


CurrencyGod-blessed US dollar
AnimalGod-blessed bald eagle

The Oppressed Peoples of Richard Milhouse Nixon is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.696 billion Richard Milhous Nixonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nickson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The powerhouse Richard Milhouse Nixonian economy, worth 144 trillion God-blessed US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,387 God-blessed US dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,159 per year while the poor average 22,355, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Richard Milhouse Nixonian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Richard Milhouse Nixon's national animal is the God-blessed bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Richard Milhouse Nixon is ranked 27,011th in the world and 869th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,532.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,863rdNudest: 3,343rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,486thFattest Citizens: 6,465thTop
Most Armed: 13,079thMost Avoided: 14,124thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,097thLargest Mining Sector: 18,015thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,451stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,376thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,071st
Nudest: 104th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionFattest Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Armed: 581st in the regionMost Avoided: 691st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 704th in the regionMost Extreme: 734th in the region

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