The State of Rigional is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.398 billion Rigionalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Welfare and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Rigionalian economy, worth 501 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,400 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,672 per year while the poor average 3,307, a ratio of 104 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rigional's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rigional is ranked 253,858^th in the world and 6^th in Hudson Bay for Most Patriotic, with 1.66 flags saluted per person per day.