Population | 23.053 billion |
Capital | Rindiania City |
Leader | Sevic |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Bullet |
Animal | Rubber Duck |
The Rogue Nation of Rindiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sevic with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.053 billion Rindianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rindiania City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Rindianian economy, worth an astonishing 13,970 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 605,996 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,725,073 per year while the poor average 19,898, a ratio of 237 to 1.
A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rindiania's national animal is the Rubber Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Rindiania is ranked 268,174th in the world and 1st in Educia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.13 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Rindiania, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the government has the power to seize property at will.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the Rubber Duck has a hungry look.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, nose plugs are the latest Rindianian fashion accessory.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".