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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 6th
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Rindiania

Population23.053 billion

CapitalRindiania City
LeaderSevic
Faitha major religion

CurrencyBullet
AnimalRubber Duck

The Rogue Nation of Rindiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sevic with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.053 billion Rindianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rindiania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rindianian economy, worth an astonishing 13,970 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 605,996 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,725,073 per year while the poor average 19,898, a ratio of 237 to 1.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rindiania's national animal is the Rubber Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Rindiania is ranked 268,174th in the world and 1st in Educia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.13 quips per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thMost Avoided: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24thMost Armed: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 45thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 47thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 58thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61stLargest Retail Industry: 109thLargest Mining Sector: 126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 155thHighest Average Incomes: 166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 218thRudest Citizens: 254thMost Primitive: 265thHighest Economic Output: 294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 526thMost Efficient Economies: 884thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,211thMost Stationary: 1,378thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,471stLargest Black Market: 5,551stMost Devout: 6,661stLargest Populations: 6,943rdNudest: 7,527thMost Influential: 8,749thLargest Governments: 8,926thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,282ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,939thMost Patriotic: 17,611th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, the Rubber Duck has a hungry look.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, nose plugs are the latest Rindianian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Rindiania, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".

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