The Riverside Kingdom of Rivierenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Margaret II and PM Eleanor Cohen with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.886 billion Rivierenlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utrecht. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rivierenlander economy, worth 483 trillion Guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,449 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rivierenland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Rivierenland is ranked 100,185^th in the world and 571^st in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,589.85 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.