by Max Barry

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Population27.219 billion

CapitalPort Robbins
LeaderRon Burgundy

CurrencyBeaver Pelt

The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 27.219 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,659 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Robbinston is ranked 51,447th in the world and 1,095th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 70.02 Insults Per Minute.

Nudest: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,373rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,043rdBest Weather: 3,308thLargest Populations: 3,352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,451stMost Influential: 3,555thMost Cultured: 4,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,314thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,047thSmartest Citizens: 9,475thHighest Economic Output: 10,171stMost Stationary: 10,954thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,782ndHighest Drug Use: 16,382ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,715thSafest: 21,606th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 64th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 204th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 465th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 563rd in the regionSafest: 574th in the region

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