The Democratic Haven of Rockafa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Serving Chancellor with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.835 billion Rockafers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnifiquera. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rockafanian economy, worth 529 trillion New Medallions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,107 New Medallions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, Rockafa is building an army to protect its overseas territories, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime is totally unknown. Rockafa's national animal is the Oat-Fed Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Illuminationism.

Rockafa is ranked 40,978^th in the world and 2,538^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.29 law-abiding acts per hour.