|Leader||the speaking president|
|Animal||floor rolling dog|
The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the speaking president with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.924 billion lolers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 4,278 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 286,701 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : ROFLOLMAO LAND was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : ROFLOLMAO LAND was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
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