by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 265th
The Red Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
In communism we lol
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population14.924 billion

Leaderthe speaking president

Animalfloor rolling dog

The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the speaking president with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.924 billion lolers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 4,278 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 286,701 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 206,030th in the world and 1,062nd in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -15.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 265thMost Secular: 361stMost Inclusive: 370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 466thNicest Citizens: 507thMost Cultured: 670thHealthiest Citizens: 678thSmartest Citizens: 790thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 911thHighest Poor Incomes: 929thMost Developed: 935thRudest Citizens: 1,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,125thMost Pacifist: 1,285thLargest Retail Industry: 1,501stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,245thHighest Economic Output: 2,387thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,506thLargest Governments: 6,601stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,474thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,660thMost Efficient Economies: 9,903rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,989thLargest Populations: 13,888thHighest Drug Use: 14,214thMost Stationary: 15,438thBest Weather: 18,957th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionMost Stationary: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : ROFLOLMAO LAND was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : ROFLOLMAO LAND was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in ROFLOLMAO LAND, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 174 » Le Libertia, Aexnidaral, Trollfaceia, --Neo-America--, Lethen, Raghallaigh, Benthamania, Murden, Katkasistan, Spudlandia, Mousebumples, Liveropolis, Awesomepotomia, Mediocrea, Voxum Mortalum, Nivgrad, Cortlandt Manor, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Beriwen, Basement Kitteh, Gooblaria, Almendron, Woodleland, Arqhua, Igueranel, Kroll Union, Free Rosabell, Brickfield, Akeland, Budraria, Estanglia, Wollastonite, Trackeendy, Mousa Liberty, Union Lysk, Liberepublia, Genistan, Carordia, Paulotzia, Toquasia, Samuelstani, Corbien, Unisteia, Elizabeth II Windsor, IrisTheFlower, United-Marrshmallows, Junkielien, Vuzalex, Elaeria, Vlazinova, and 124 others.Great Eldaria, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Pirataria, Purgitz, Vesperum, Muertio, Serpahima, Yugarritia, Poquaoi, Greatnessity City, Old Aweic Wirs, Acapais, Arvigiel, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Moldovenia, Zakanda, Illyrda, New Ryloth, Precisely Nothing, Eloscape, Mancheseva City, South Eastern Centralia, Ipsonasia, Dat Countreh, Mikkazuki, Teutonic Kaiserreich, Purple Ruthenia, Sparhawkia, Eumenides, Betelguesa, Mutualist American Republics, Saarkon, Prosa, Merigold, New Peoples Empire, Havenwelle, Coulthos, Utopian Earth, Oforrriand, Gabingston, United Kingdoms of Redania, Coloamerica, Lastovipol, Caleban, Greenburgland, Bethania, Twilight Ways, Neo Krip, Lloenflys, Perunya, Tital Mania, Lusitania and Britannia, Avendia, Nippluania, Balustravia, Abassyia, The Democratic Peoples, Moon Dust, Artavart, Bolger, The Tugboat Complex, Clialaad, Nesshhinn, Zangc, Terra Potestatem, Volkovica, Bellcon, Estingberg, Salxeburg, Fox-Wolf Unions, Uniarq, Saarland-Niederbayern, Desrouleaux, Emastalia, Darizaa, Morongia, Winnak, Gvunaz, Algamonzimt, Dirauti, Ouardeheya, Re Haiastan, Illangdonall, Sagehills, Taskete, Andradus, Seventeen Islands, Upper Prestina, Averille, Asian Hatia, Darostar, Chungus World, Xerialist, The Lost Men, Termeridion, Sevanorea, New Sickled, The Vereenigde Oostindiche Compagnie, Astervania, Federal Republic of Respondia, Socialdemocratic Communities, Ikheria, Vaioretta, AlexandriaOne, Greelgang, Xuxetu, Tejikstan, Tapolkson, Caffeinated, The United Peoples of Centrism, Thurston, Envielle, Deathfall, Pyrhus, Pakistan 55, Kingdom of Stargard, Lurinsk, BENNYRICHY, Novamexia 3, Travislavania, Androxis, Baobab-Bumbaria, and West Wirral.

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