The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.237 billion lolers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 7,427 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,995 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and the 'sing-a-long with the speaking president' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 46,829^th in the world and 241^st in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.14 law-abiding acts per hour.