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Most Cheerful Citizens: 385thLeast Corrupt Governments: 437thNicest Citizens: 448th
The Epic Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
In Freedom, Unity
Master-General Will Powers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.319 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.319 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,686 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, eminent domain has been abolished, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 66,979th in the world and 2,111th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 24.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 385thLeast Corrupt Governments: 437thNicest Citizens: 448thMost Compassionate Citizens: 551stLargest Publishing Industry: 637thMost Pacifist: 781stBest Weather: 828thMost Inclusive: 873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 959thMost Cultured: 993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,024thSafest: 1,058thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,840thMost Influential: 1,851stTop
Most Developed: 2,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,725thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,958thHealthiest Citizens: 3,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,150thSmartest Citizens: 3,234thLowest Crime Rates: 3,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,649thHighest Economic Output: 7,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,145thLargest Governments: 7,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,732ndLargest Populations: 11,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,163rdNudest: 12,248thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,705thHighest Average Incomes: 19,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,776th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 361st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 408th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 578th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionMost Politically Free: 710th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 747th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 774th in the region

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