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Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 401stNicest Citizens: 406th
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Population15.605 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.605 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,056 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 2,841st in the world and 91st in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.3 Years.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 401stNicest Citizens: 406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 471stLargest Publishing Industry: 479thMost Pacifist: 748thMost Inclusive: 770thBest Weather: 859thMost Influential: 963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,007thMost Cultured: 1,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,058thSafest: 1,095thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,007thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,607thMost Developed: 2,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,163rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,173rdSmartest Citizens: 3,209thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,350thLowest Crime Rates: 3,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,601stHighest Economic Output: 7,149thLargest Governments: 7,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,178thTop
Nudest: 10,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,816thLargest Populations: 11,935thMost Efficient Economies: 13,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,396thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,668thHighest Average Incomes: 18,516thMost Politically Free: 20,747th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 323rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 376th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Politically Free: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 817th in the region

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