The State of Rokallia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.271 billion Rokallians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrkra. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rokallian economy, worth 681 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,397 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Rokallian Navy, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rokallia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Rokallia is ranked 37,738^th in the world and 6^th in The Cormorant Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.66 law-abiding acts per hour.