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Most Secular: 47thHighest Disposable Incomes: 332ndLargest Retail Industry: 371st
The Kongelige Forbund of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Gorm den Gamle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.39 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalPlayful Panda

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.39 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 3,579 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 381,170 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, t-shirts displaying a photo of Gorm den Gamle performing the Full-Monty are selling out, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 3,846th in the world and 204th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,796.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Secular: 47thHighest Disposable Incomes: 332ndLargest Retail Industry: 371stSmartest Citizens: 510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 538thMost Efficient Economies: 667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 776thLargest Publishing Industry: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 855thMost Inclusive: 892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 903rdHighest Average Incomes: 955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042ndMost Developed: 1,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,159thHealthiest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Pacifist: 1,260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,517thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,526thMost Influential: 1,602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,759thRudest Citizens: 1,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,086thLargest Governments: 2,303rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,835thSafest: 3,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,509thMost Cultured: 3,558thHighest Economic Output: 3,633rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,285thLowest Crime Rates: 5,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,555thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,701stNicest Citizens: 9,859thMost Stationary: 11,018thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,555th
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionNicest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 366th in the regionTop
Nudest: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roliganistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Roliganistan was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, t-shirts displaying a photo of Gorm den Gamle performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Biggstonia, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Adavan, Dragonia, Federated States of Zootron, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, Am Echad, ReeK, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, H-Zhena, Wiranath, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, VW53Aland, Amjedia, Freedom Fascists, Neruch, New Leganes, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Bullpups, Taurora, Indrapore, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Kilkire, Talitoa, The United Asian Republics, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Aklevin, and 131 others.Aeljae, Barfleur, Cameronia Excellentia, Chria Deau, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, Kalaratri, CopyCato, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, La xinga, 3 14159265358979323846264, Harro Waarudho, Hokolokia, Imperial Akatsuki, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Kelsyth, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Joundia, Kucia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, The Death Syndicate, Monezambique, Monteconstance, Rainbow Vests, The Militarius Imperium, North Insomnia, New Liberitad, Nifalembria Zamingstan, FreedomIand, Zukchiva, Todd McCloud, Propwash, Hobbesistan, Plazland, Republic of New India, Bzux, Trulu, Freedomindia, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Staynes, Tretrid, Khadah, Distro-Spartica, A mean old man, Tassirion, Centrical Union, Technocraticofgivus, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Samaltak True, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Merlovich, Pasedonia, Bachtendekuppen, Layngderfleethe, ArenaC, Gunov, New Bobby, Coruh, Oofery, Dravida India, Tawuse, Acronis, Nevertopia, Anarchica landia, Wallenburg, Dannemarie, Cacnesia, Debluu, Crucifer, CheeseBurrito, Zeiberland, From New World, Rabarbarys, JosheNation, Zukish, THE V0ID, ReReReRepublic, Lorrana, Zidium, The solar ottomans, Hogwarts of muggles, Martian States of America, Pekweng, Eastern Alksearia, Modra, Sapre, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Jove Mahmo, Rabaconia, Cellar Doors, Roissyland, The Kulaata Islands, Kavanos, Blobon, Technocratic Tagalog, Fellon, Vessarlian, Spiruvania, Dermsie area, Pirnovo, LibRight Libertarianism, Empire of Dabiristan, New Era states, Eagle Crest, Preat, Wakeopolis, Sandboxford, Maricentria, Tierra Fuego, Northern Celavon, Veterans Association, and Aquyia.

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