The Democratic Republic of ROMANLANDE is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bola Tevo with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.73 billion ROMANLANDEANS enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dael. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROMANLANDEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Saurs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,476 Saurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. ROMANLANDE's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ROMANLANDE is ranked 34,670^th in the world and 3^rd in Island Of Union for Most Pacifist, with 110.43 cheeks turned per day.