Population | 3.899 billion |
Capital | Devas City |
Leader | Emperor Marcus Tutchanus Easilinus |
Faith | Tutchanism |
Currency | Hair |
Animal | Horse |
The Handsome Empire of Romanus Hairus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Marcus Tutchanus Easilinus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.899 billion Hairians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devas City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Romanus Hairusian economy, worth 573 trillion Hairs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,030 Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, babies are a small but significant export, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanus Hairus's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tutchanism.
Romanus Hairus is ranked 277,673rd in the world and 9,198th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 6.27 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Romanus Hairus's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Romanus Hairus's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Romanus Hairus was refounded in Balder.
- : Romanus Hairus ceased to exist in United Kingdom.
- : Romanus Hairus was endorsed by The Empire of Ebonnium.
- : Romanus Hairus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Romanus Hairus, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Romanus Hairus, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Romanus Hairus was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Romanus Hairus, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.