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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,616thLargest Mining Sector: 21,038th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
God, Family, and Empire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population40 million


The Empire of Romilija is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its aversion to nipples and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 40 million Romilijans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The thriving Romilijan economy, worth 2.66 trillion soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 66,537 soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romilija's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romilija is ranked 235,058th in the world and 283rd in The Eternal Order for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,616thLargest Mining Sector: 21,038thMost Devout: 24,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,486th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the region

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