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Largest Information Technology Sector: 30thLargest Black Market: 32ndHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Excellence is our habit, perfection is our goal.
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Civil Rights
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Rototornik

Population24.426 billion

CapitalMiscarcand
LeaderSenior-General Ivan Mordvinov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTornik
AnimalNigershrimp

The Empire of Rototornik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Senior-General Ivan Mordvinov with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.426 billion 'Tornikians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscarcand. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 'Tornikian economy, worth an astonishing 20,782 trillion Torniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 850,823 Torniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rototornik's national animal is the Nigershrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rototornik is ranked 269,087th in the world and 6th in Otoris for Most Stationary, with 11.36042328488 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 30thLargest Black Market: 32ndHighest Poor Incomes: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85thHighest Economic Output: 117thLargest Insurance Industry: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 173rdLargest Mining Sector: 190thMost Corrupt Governments: 195thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 291stMost Patriotic: 293rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 380thLargest Governments: 408thSmartest Citizens: 564thMost Efficient Economies: 697thMost Advanced Public Education: 755thMost Advanced Public Transport: 815thMost Armed: 1,006thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,374thMost Developed: 1,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,098thLargest Retail Industry: 2,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,882ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,220thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,624thRudest Citizens: 4,924thHealthiest Citizens: 6,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,579thLargest Populations: 8,859thMost Authoritarian: 10,197thMost Conservative: 10,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,522ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,527thMost Secular: 28,267th

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