The Kingdom of Rovere is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 687 million Rovereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Municipality of Urbino. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The strong Roverean economy, worth 36.7 trillion Roverean lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,381 Roverean lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Rovere's national animal is the woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rovere is ranked 124,548^th in the world and 4,466^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,252.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.