The Democratic Republic of Rowdy is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 961 million Rowdyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of goli soda. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rowdyian economy, worth 109 trillion kaasus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,087 kaasus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowdy's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rowdy is ranked 22,141^st in the world and 532^nd in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 149 Meters Of Sunlight.