The Republic of Royal Imperial Kenya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 22.723 billion Royal Imperial Kenyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairobi. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Royal Imperial Kenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Kenyan shillings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,999 Kenyan shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, euthanasia is illegal, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Kenya's national animal is the Impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Kenya is ranked 129,574^th in the world and 6^th in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.91 kickbacks per hour.