by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,205th Largest Retail Industry: 1,725th Most Influential: 1,930th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Scream my soldiers Rage my soldiers Fight my soldiers!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population983 million

LeaderKing Rod

CurrencyKR dollar
AnimalRoyalian dragon

The Kingdom of RoyalForeverever is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Rod with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 983 million Royalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nineveh. The average income tax rate is 55.8%.

The frighteningly efficient KR economy, worth 198 trillion KR dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,734 KR dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Royalian dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RoyalForeverever's national animal is the Royalian dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

RoyalForeverever is ranked 89,252nd in the world and 4,169th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 55.69 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,205thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,725thMost Influential: 1,930thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,092ndFattest Citizens: 2,586thMost Avoided: 2,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,023rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,149thMost Armed: 3,491stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,900thLargest Mining Sector: 4,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,950thLargest Black Market: 6,016thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,022ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,380thHighest Drug Use: 12,759thMost Secular: 12,811thMost Cultured: 13,159thSmartest Citizens: 13,692nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionFattest Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionMost Avoided: 95th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Armed: 131st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 173rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 185th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 244th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 346th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 361st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 423rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 480th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 589th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 605th in the regionMost Cultured: 688th in the regionMost Secular: 691st in the regionMost Influential: 713th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Royalian dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : RoyalForeverever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in RoyalForeverever, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 134 » Corfad, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Siwale, Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, Lunallian, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Bearical, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Uganda Knuckles UK, Shadowrik, Ozstan, Ninjak30, Vincone Cae, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Spartoptia, Dreadton, Steraz, Selfgradatude, Bayern-Straubing, Ainsworth, Koda-Land, The United States of Romania, Kasazzastan, Shibutani, Outer Egorniand, New Bremerton, Malta Comino Gozo, Sheldanada, New Pruessen, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Diodone, Federation Terra Australis, Dar es Saalam, Ka Ching, Newpromisedland, Black Templares, Napnomadia, General COE, and 84 others.Pasargad, Atain, United Draconia, North Bratislava, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Wineclaw, SillyString, Humptalumpta, The Pantheons, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Sil Dorsett, Wilkshire, Partax, Niradans, Justanistan, The Iron Lions, Adkins Station, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Maott, Joodey, Torakuen, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, SchoolHouse Rock, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Kulgatha, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, Ethnon, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Abject Ludicrosity, 1 very fast endotarter, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Castle Federation, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Rynion, Analomink, The Black Cathedral, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Felhaven, Loutsland, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Loli County, Valhalla123, Kobagia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, and Zumlandia.

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