The Psyche of Roziphon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Roziphontes with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.593 billion Roziphonics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsie. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Roziphonian economy, worth 919 trillion favors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,330 favors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, billions of favors are being poured into a space program, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roziphon's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roziphon is ranked 28,921^st in the world and 16^th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.37 law-abiding acts per hour.