The Republic of RSCA258 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.538 billion RSCA258ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA258ian economy, worth 964 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,915 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,350 per year while the poor average 30,460, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA258's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA258 is ranked 38,020^th in the world and 177^th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.51 law-abiding acts per hour.