The Commonwealth of RulerOfHisOwnMind is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 18.372 billion RulerOfHisOwnMindians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped RulerOfHisOwnMindian economy, worth 457 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,884 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, euthanasia is illegal, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. RulerOfHisOwnMind's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RulerOfHisOwnMind is ranked 127,247^th in the world and 4^th in The Evil Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.98 law-abiding acts per hour.