The Republic of Rushnig is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cyan God with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, enslaved workforce, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.463 billion Rushnigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arjarush. The average income tax rate is 34.9%.

The strong Rushnigian economy, worth 55.1 trillion ranoshashipatanis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,648 ranoshashipatanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rushnig's national animal is the rushil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rushnig is ranked 133,300^th in the world and 6,395^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.42 law-abiding acts per hour.