The Queen's State of Ryan Emmett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.278 billion Ryan Emmettians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Ryan Emmettian economy, worth 886 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 33,750 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,459 per year while the poor average 1,813, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ryan Emmett's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ryan Emmett is ranked 287,349^th in the world and 7^th in Lilongwe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.12 law-abiding acts per hour.