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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,416thMost Influential: 3,747thMost Primitive: 5,576th
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Sablania

Population1.071 billion

CapitalMagic

Currencysitcoin
Animalunicorn

The Republic of Sablania is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.071 billion Sablanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magic. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sablanian economy, worth 94.8 trillion sitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,535 sitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sablania's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sablania is ranked 32,208th in the world and 225th in Europeia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.78 Bank.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,416thTop
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Most Influential: 3,747thMost Primitive: 5,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,878thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,772ndMost Inclusive: 15,826thLargest Black Market: 18,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,302ndMost Devout: 21,377thMost Efficient Economies: 21,437thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,621stMost Developed: 21,845thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,302ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,480th
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Most Primitive: 14th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sablania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Sablania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sablania, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : Sablania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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