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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,621st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,110th Highest Crime Rates: 3,541st
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SacreBleu

Population175 million

CurrencyJesuit
AnimalBluejay

The Republic of SacreBleu is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 175 million SacreBleuans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The all-consuming SacreBleuan economy, worth 16.9 trillion Jesuits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,479 Jesuits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,355 per year while the poor average 23,039, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

SacreBleuan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in SacreBleuan restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SacreBleu's national animal is the Bluejay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SacreBleu is ranked 34,411th in the world and 3rd in Jesuitic Welfare Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,737.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,621stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,110thHighest Crime Rates: 3,541stFattest Citizens: 3,669thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,025thLargest Retail Industry: 4,832ndHighest Drug Use: 5,366thRudest Citizens: 6,014thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,237thMost Avoided: 7,495thTop
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Most Armed: 7,857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,237thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,744thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,770thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,851stMost Pro-Market: 12,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,414th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in SacreBleuan restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, SacreBleuan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, the SacreBleu Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in SacreBleu, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : SacreBleu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Anapa and Giant Dwarves.

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