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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,702nd
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Saffirneia

Population316 million

CapitalRoyal Capital of Sakyarineia City

CurrencySaffirneian Miyu
AnimalLeithanian Queen Periwinkle Butterfly

The United Kingdom of Saffirneia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 316 million Saffirneians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Capital of Sakyarineia City. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Saffirneian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Saffirneian Miyus a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,436 Saffirneian Miyus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, protests are legal but strictly supervised, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saffirneia's national animal is the Leithanian Queen Periwinkle Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saffirneia is ranked 163,972nd in the world and 1,776th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 10.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,702nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saffirneia changed its national capital to "Royal Capital of Sakyarineia City".
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, Saffirneia has designated Royal Capital of Sakyarineia City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Saffirneians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Saffirneia, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.

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