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Nudest: 3,195th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,063rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,980th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Life is Death thus I Will Free You
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saidistica

Population7.93 billion

Currencysoul
AnimalPlatypus

The Empire of Saidistica is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.93 billion Saidisticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saidistican economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,029 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, visitors to Saidistica are microchipped and must be escorted by a Saidistican soldier - even to the bathroom, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Saidistica City make great practice for foreign snipers, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saidistica's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saidistica is ranked 25,776th in the world and 1st in the United Federation of Fascist States for Most Developed, scoring 70.14 on the Human Development Index.

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Nudest: 3,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,980thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,628thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,375thFattest Citizens: 7,707thLowest Crime Rates: 7,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,244thLargest Governments: 8,252ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,652ndMost Authoritarian: 8,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,101stMost Devout: 12,652ndMost Inclusive: 13,403rdHighest Economic Output: 14,118thLargest Black Market: 14,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,679th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saidistica, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Saidistica's influence in The United Federation of Fascist States fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Saidistica, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Saidistica City make great practice for foreign snipers.

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