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Nudest: 4,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,085th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Life is Death thus I Will Free You
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saidistica

Population9.516 billion

Currencysoul
AnimalPlatypus

The Empire of Saidistica is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.516 billion Saidisticans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Saidistican economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 133,107 souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and it's never "just a game" with Saidistican sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saidistica's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saidistica is ranked 8,880th in the world and 213th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.59 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
5%
Nudest: 4,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,192ndFattest Citizens: 7,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,233rdLargest Governments: 8,564thLowest Crime Rates: 8,880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,096thLargest Black Market: 9,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,124thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,343rdHighest Economic Output: 12,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,664thMost Inclusive: 14,674thMost Devout: 15,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,586thHighest Average Incomes: 17,808thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,643rdMost Authoritarian: 19,862nd
Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionNudest: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionFattest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 216th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 281st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 285th in the regionMost Inclusive: 291st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 361st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 377th in the regionMost Devout: 378th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 429th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 430th in the regionLargest Populations: 454th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 464th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 480th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Saidistica, it's never "just a game" with Saidistican sports fans.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Saidistica, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Saidistica's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Saidistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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