The Dominion of Saint Alaric is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mister T with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.384 billion Saint Alaricians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lusitania. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Alarician economy, worth a remarkable 2,203 trillion gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,519 gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alaric's national animal is the narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint Alaric is ranked 3,851^st in the world and 202^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.19 law-abiding acts per hour.