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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,175thLowest Crime Rates: 8,229th
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Saint Lsawie Man

Population1.548 billion

CapitalSaint Lsawie Man City
LeaderForrest Charles Welbert


The Commonwealth of Saint Lsawie Man is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Forrest Charles Welbert with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.548 billion Saint Lsawie Manians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Lsawie Man City. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saint Lsawie Manian economy, worth 178 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,177 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Lsawie Man's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Lsawie Man is ranked 123,066th in the world and 1,336th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 815.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 777thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,175thLowest Crime Rates: 8,229thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,888thBest Weather: 10,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,422ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,963rdNicest Citizens: 13,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,531stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,128thLargest Governments: 14,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,499thMost Inclusive: 15,640thSafest: 15,729thMost Influential: 16,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,565thSmartest Citizens: 17,466thMost Developed: 19,357thMost Pacifist: 19,676thMost Devout: 20,266th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the region

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