The Democratic Republic of Saint Thomas and Prince is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.528 billion São Toméans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Tomé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong São Toméan economy, worth 580 trillion Minoan tala a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,921 Minoan tala, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,632 per year while the poor average 2,690, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Saint Thomas and Prince has designated São Tomé as its capital city, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the Federal Council of Saint Thomas and Prince has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint Thomas and Prince's national animal is the little owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Saint Thomas and Prince is ranked 287,955^th in the world and 165^th in Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.3 law-abiding acts per hour.