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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,524thMost Influential: 6,380thNicest Citizens: 14,923rd
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Saint Ziana

Population428 million

CapitalXersota van Ziana


The Free Land of Saint Ziana is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 428 million Saint Zianans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xersota van Ziana. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Saint Zianan economy, worth 13.7 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,094 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Saint Zianan grocery store, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Ziana's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Ziana is ranked 235,308th in the world and 10,294th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,524thTop
Most Influential: 6,380thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,590thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,686thMost Pacifist: 17,217thBest Weather: 19,768thHealthiest Citizens: 22,182ndSafest: 22,724thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,670th
Most Politically Free: 309th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 384th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 395th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 523rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 539th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 557th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 634th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 671st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 688th in the regionMost Pacifist: 694th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 762nd in the regionSafest: 837th in the regionMost Inclusive: 982nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,002nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,025th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,041st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,057th in the region

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