The State of Saints 4 Life is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.787 billion Saints 4 Lifeans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The thriving Saints 4 Lifean economy, worth 448 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 20,593 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and Saints 4 Life has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Saints 4 Life's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saints 4 Life is ranked 122,916^th in the world and 3^rd in Basseterre for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.