by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102ndMost Influential: 197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 197th
The Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
One Nation, One Destiny
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Population28.08 billion



The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Enitap with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.08 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,136 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,524 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 110,372nd in the world and 806th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102ndMost Influential: 197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 197thMost Beautiful Environments: 301stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390thMost Secular: 447thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 508thMost Cultured: 525thHealthiest Citizens: 562ndBest Weather: 618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629thMost Developed: 672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 687thLongest Average Lifespans: 769thSmartest Citizens: 875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,096thHighest Economic Output: 1,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,835thMost Efficient Economies: 2,010thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,832ndLargest Populations: 3,061stRudest Citizens: 3,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,804thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,806thHighest Average Incomes: 5,185thSafest: 6,084thLargest Retail Industry: 7,117thLargest Governments: 8,759thTop
Most Stationary: 13,628thMost Inclusive: 16,055thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,346thLargest Black Market: 18,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,878thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,300th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 124 » Imperium Anglorum, The New Nordic Union, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Northern German Federation, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, Sinclairtown, An Clar, Slavorussia, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Thracia Republic, Lovisa, Feria-Alkaline, Germany Third Reich, Irminsulia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Chioganah, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Regnum Italiae, Brakanistan, Nardin, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, South St Maarten, Outer Sparta, GanymedEuropa, Purgatio, Wessex and Cornwall, Cytadela, Leszno, Belmoren, Nuweland, Thracia and Crimea, Estonesia, Jim the Baptist, Supcotia, Republic of Satherland, Leranditale, Kenmoria WA Mission, Socialist Balkans, Parliamentary Laramidia, Boldia, Soviet Taoistan, Elisabethshagen, Mallesia, and 74 others.Cherised Lands of Galicia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, The Wretched of this Earth, Neuchateau, Walfo, British Norklon, Dalmannia, Lord Sapre, Prussian-Union, Chronus, Invernessia, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Someseni, Savinecross, Sloburg, The Fair Republic, Destyntine, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, Canovium, The Scandinavian Realm, Abject Ludicrosity, The Kingdom of Denmark, Shaor, Jahass, Maraleeri, Lohika, Sienkahn, Stumphosse Res, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Azitupia, Alternan, Meropis, Rivierenland, Enway, Crestphalia, Owlograd, The New Mexican Confederation, Ashckar, ENOTRIA, Hverland, Corsovica, Esvonia, Vostokian Union, Apabeossie, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Zarulia, Estellan, Greater Icelandia, Trixeland, Kanokla, The Young Ur, South Whitica, Kyrica, Uzbek Khan, Escalver, Leiningerland, Eski, Asparagusia, Valtrona, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Northwest Isles, Othenhiem, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, Greater Dragunovia, United Penguin States of Antarctica, Nuevo Europa, Thanianberg, Zulrich, Berlin and Potsdam, and Christian Terra.

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