Population | 9.256 billion |
Capital | Corisnia |
Leader | The Tiniest Elephant Ever |
Faith | Chaos |
Currency | Sakurisan Marks |
Animal | Griffin |
The Dark Dominion of Sakurisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Tiniest Elephant Ever with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.256 billion Sakurisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corisnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.
The powerhouse Sakurisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Sakurisan Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,276 Sakurisan Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Sakurisa's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chaos.
Sakurisa is ranked 108,950th in the world and 1st in Coristno for Most Stationary, with 368.0505283364 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Sakurisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Sakurisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Sakurisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Sakurisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Authoritarian, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurisa, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Sakurisan Liberator".