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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,035th
The Fabulous Buttocks of
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Population10.557 billion



The Fabulous Buttocks of Saladass is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jackspedicey with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.557 billion Bros are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bro economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Brofists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,328 Brofists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Bro citizenship in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saladass's national animal is the Edgar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saladass is ranked 199,109th in the world and 7,924th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.7 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,701stMost Developed: 4,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,929thMost Secular: 4,972ndMost Cultured: 5,035thLargest Governments: 5,422ndMost Influential: 5,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,529thMost Efficient Economies: 5,969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,168thSmartest Citizens: 6,550thMost Inclusive: 7,234thLowest Crime Rates: 8,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,013thHighest Economic Output: 9,156thTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,969thHighest Average Incomes: 11,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,273rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,614thMost Pacifist: 12,177thBest Weather: 12,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,466thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,462ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,504th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 150th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 245th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 292nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 356th in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionBest Weather: 375th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 382nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionMost Pacifist: 447th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 557th in the region

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