The Fabulous Buttocks of Saladass is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jackspedicey with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.051 billion Bros are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bro economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Brofists a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,011 Brofists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saladass's national animal is the Edgar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saladass was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Quark Unit.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The Protectorate of Opossum Slayer.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.
- : Saladass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The Bukowskian State of Aleister.
- : Saladass was endorsed by The High Fedelety Commune of A Classless Society.
- : Saladass was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Saladass was endorsed by Mystic forest.
Endorsements Received: 46 » Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Roissyland, Dragonia, Kaigi, Aelitia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Bachtendekuppen, Mastariere, Ver Norge, Dark Edgyness, Izonno, Axdel, Brotherland, ReeK, The Happian Union, Aristortia, Tim Stark, Davelands, Pakitsk, Am Echad, Hizuru, Arkantis, Pulmonaria, Goodnamesarerare, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Romanum Legio, Wiranath, Thyaclinia, The Angel of Charity, Neruch, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, VW53Aland, Ravendi, Stellar Colonies, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Aleister, Funkadelia, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Opossum Slayer, and Quark Unit.