by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,176th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,204th Most Influential: 3,572nd
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Population8.051 billion



The Fabulous Buttocks of Saladass is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jackspedicey with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.051 billion Bros are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bro economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Brofists a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,011 Brofists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saladass's national animal is the Edgar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saladass is ranked 42,347th in the world and 1,558th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,828.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,204thMost Influential: 3,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,180thMost Developed: 4,277thMost Secular: 4,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,604thMost Efficient Economies: 4,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,082ndMost Cultured: 5,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,284thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,414thLargest Governments: 5,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,017thMost Inclusive: 6,753rdSmartest Citizens: 7,003rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,315thLowest Crime Rates: 8,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,711thMost Pacifist: 8,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,128thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,458thHighest Economic Output: 10,068thNicest Citizens: 10,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,065thBest Weather: 15,260th
Most Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 207th in the regionLargest Populations: 216th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 247th in the regionMost Pacifist: 255th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionNicest Citizens: 285th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 304th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 328th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 347th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 429th in the regionBest Weather: 429th in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the region

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