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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,774thMost Avoided: 1,863rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,981st
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Salaxians

Population16.242 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Holy Crashed Spaceship of Salaxians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.242 billion Salaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,403 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,525 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Salaxians's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxians is ranked 69,965th in the world and 127th in Spiritus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 352.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,774thMost Avoided: 1,863rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,981stLargest Mining Sector: 2,264thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,285thLargest Retail Industry: 2,334thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,603rdFattest Citizens: 2,902ndMost Stationary: 2,931stLargest Black Market: 3,403rdHighest Economic Output: 3,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,742ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,855thMost Devout: 4,106thMost Efficient Economies: 4,738thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,936thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,047thHighest Average Incomes: 5,573rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,708thRudest Citizens: 6,322ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,731stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,841stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,428thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,794thMost Influential: 14,599thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,063rdLargest Governments: 16,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,381st
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salaxians altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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