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Most Armed: 2,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,582nd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Peace through power
King Oliver Formby
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.458 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Formby


The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.458 billion Salcanceacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcancisco. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 261,726 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 12,534th in the world and 8th in Azure Watester Federation for Highest Economic Output, with 1,428 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 2,048thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,794thHighest Average Incomes: 3,101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,529thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,540thLargest Black Market: 3,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,847thMost Efficient Economies: 3,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,293rdLargest Governments: 5,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,410thMost Developed: 5,611thSmartest Citizens: 6,153rdRudest Citizens: 7,179thLowest Crime Rates: 7,244thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,740thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,271stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,305thMost Cultured: 12,414thHighest Economic Output: 12,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,709thMost Secular: 13,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,091stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,133rd
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salcanceacy lodged a message on the Azure Watester Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Salcanceacy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Salcanceacy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".
  • : Salcanceacy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".


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