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Most Armed: 1,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,443rd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Peace through power
King Oliver Formby The First
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.777 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Formby The First


The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby The First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.777 billion Salcanceacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcancisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,634 Koins, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Salcancisco has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Azure Watester Federation, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Sarkicism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 71,105th in the world and 35th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Pro-Market, scoring 51.56 on the Rand Index.

Most Armed: 1,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,022ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,443rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,625thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,217thLargest Black Market: 3,329thMost Efficient Economies: 3,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,346thLargest Retail Industry: 4,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,866thLargest Governments: 5,069thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,264thMost Developed: 5,287thRudest Citizens: 5,769thSmartest Citizens: 5,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,261stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,683rdMost Influential: 10,693rdMost Cultured: 12,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,860thMost Secular: 13,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,811thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,292ndHighest Economic Output: 16,736thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,887th
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

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