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Most Devout: 536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,211thMost Armed: 3,407th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Back off, man.
King Swift Breeze
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Salisford

Population8.547 billion

CapitalSalisford
LeaderKing Swift Breeze
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyBit
AnimalDove

The Kingdom of Salisford is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Swift Breeze with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.547 billion ponies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisford. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salisfordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,696 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", major cities run on potato batteries, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salisford's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Salisford is ranked 11,801st in the world and 10th in The League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,816.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Devout: 536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,211thTop
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Most Armed: 3,407thHealthiest Citizens: 3,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,334thMost Cultured: 5,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,575thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,714thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,894thLowest Crime Rates: 8,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,711thBest Weather: 9,969thMost Developed: 9,971stHighest Average Incomes: 10,733rdMost Authoritarian: 11,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,723rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,886thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,735thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,471stSmartest Citizens: 13,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,337thLargest Governments: 22,091stMost Efficient Economies: 23,374th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the region

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