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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,487thMost Armed: 15,377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,107th
The Communications Unit of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Når Hæren deployerer til Månen, står Sambandsbataljonen
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Sambandsbataljonen

Population18.494 billion

CapitalOslo
LeaderTore Nilsen
FaithChurch of Norway

CurrencyKrone
AnimalElg

The Communications Unit of Sambandsbataljonen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tore Nilsen with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 18.494 billion Norwegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,753 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sambandsbataljonen's national animal is the Elg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Norway.

Sambandsbataljonen is ranked 90,311th in the world and 8th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Stationary, with 501.92174126988 days.

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Most Armed: 15,377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,107thHighest Economic Output: 16,653rdLargest Populations: 18,787thLargest Black Market: 24,931st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the region

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