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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stMost Influential: 1,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,010th
The Grand Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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San Gavino

Population3.393 billion

LeaderEl Jefe


The Grand Empire of San Gavino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by El Jefe with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.393 billion Gavinoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironmont. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Gavinoan economy, worth 526 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,263 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Gavino's national animal is the Charger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

San Gavino is ranked 171,748th in the world and 7,418th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.07 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stMost Influential: 1,029thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,667thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,864thMost Devout: 6,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,579thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,298thMost Developed: 12,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,239thHighest Average Incomes: 12,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,542ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,355thLargest Governments: 14,705thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,564thLargest Black Market: 17,788thLowest Crime Rates: 18,086thSmartest Citizens: 18,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,425thMost Cultured: 19,208thHealthiest Citizens: 19,815th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 221st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Devout: 288th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 296th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 371st in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 587th in the regionLargest Black Market: 597th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 597th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 655th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 680th in the regionMost Developed: 687th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 702nd in the regionLargest Governments: 707th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 773rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 800th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 807th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 914th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Gavino voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : San Gavino voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in San Gavino, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in San Gavino, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in San Gavino, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : San Gavino voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : San Gavino voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : San Gavino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : San Gavino was endorsed by The Free Land of Jestings.
  • : San Gavino was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » El Fiji Grande, Runeda, Bearical, Loutsland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Trillius, Zumlandia, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Sundred, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Corfad, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Notyoutopia, Omnistria, Shibutani, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, PotatoFarmers, PlanetPunk, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Territorio di Nessuno, New Octicarg, New Lakemba, Partax, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Steampunk Ariel, Glurponia, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, The Stratosphere Islands, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Pasargad, Prydania, Wisconsota, and 175 others.Gnomewatchers, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Abject Ludicrosity, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xentherida, Kranostav, Yukti, Pazair, Soviet Terran, The Iron Lions, Serendipita Martia, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Orado, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Empy, Tachycardia, The Navy Blue, Misthas, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Loli County, Malta Comino Gozo, New Avian, Sea Ghost, Cobleck Weleis, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Hyphen, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Olofin, Vexilia, Xyrron, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, Vivanco, Crader, Diodone, The Galactic Triumvirate, Plangainer, The Windmilluminati, Immenium, Nisastria, SORT, Antiyard, Avastate, Alandorria, Nistriabar, Westinor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Godwanna, Kobagia, Aeolist, Saint Alaric, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Zeternia, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Qetrela, True Equality For All, The Turkish workers of Europe, Miragnac, Panama Coalition, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Fox Richy, Fluffy Noodles, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Fayyayid, Maclare, Palisede, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Yalgora, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Principia Mathematica, Innocentic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Novou, Abonland, CryptoTransumanists, The Noviosyus, Kragsgale, Xipher, Pokemanland, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Ultra777, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Eschatosia, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Therizia, Heilhum Imperius, Neu-Galicia, Daulatpur, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Shizzy, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Krazon, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Unsophisticate, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Kenaniahistan, Cosmosplosion, Hardscrabble, and Jestings.

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