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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,826thMost Cultured: 3,936th
The Grand Principality of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Labor abit, honestas manet
Grand Prince Marius I
Influence
Superpower
Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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San Juan de Sinka

Population19.141 billion

CapitalAscia
LeaderGrand Prince Marius I
FaithCatholicism

Currencydinar
Animalwolf

The Grand Principality of San Juan de Sinka is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Prince Marius I with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.141 billion Svetivaniards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascia. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinkanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion dinars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,821 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, the official Sinkanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Juan de Sinka's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

San Juan de Sinka is ranked 66,965th in the world and 4th in Coalition of Catholic States for Most Stationary, with 714.409612222 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,539thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,826thMost Cultured: 3,936thBest Weather: 4,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,493rdHighest Food Quality: 4,493rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,651stNicest Citizens: 5,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,064thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,818thMost Inclusive: 7,190thMost Influential: 7,745thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,826thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,479thMost Developed: 8,490thMost Devout: 8,514thSmartest Citizens: 12,155thHighest Economic Output: 14,113thMost Pacifist: 14,556thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,604thLargest Populations: 17,778thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,020thLowest Crime Rates: 23,004thMost Efficient Economies: 24,496thLargest Governments: 25,863rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
  • : San Juan de Sinka was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : San Juan de Sinka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : San Juan de Sinka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, the official Sinkanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : San Juan de Sinka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in San Juan de Sinka, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.

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