The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.059 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 432 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,008 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the military has gone fission for more funding.
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