The Free Land of Santa Dystopia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 395 million Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 43.7 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,545 shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,344 per year while the poor average 21,265, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 84,133^rd in the world and 3,362^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,525.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.