The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.059 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 432 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,008 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 103,858^th in the world and 3,527^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.04 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.