The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 834 million Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 117 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,288 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,942 per year while the poor average 16,635, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the nation leads The East Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, the industries of Santa Dystopia are coughing all the way to the bank, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 172,222^nd in the world and 7,061^st in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,635.97 Standard Monetary Units.