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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 586thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,830thLargest Retail Industry: 5,551st
The Free Land of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Santa Dystopia

Population395 million



The Free Land of Santa Dystopia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 395 million Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 43.7 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,545 shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,344 per year while the poor average 21,265, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 84,133rd in the world and 3,362nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,525.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 586thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,830thLargest Retail Industry: 5,551stMost Avoided: 5,931stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,147thMost Influential: 8,184thLargest Mining Sector: 9,427thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,837thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,581stFattest Citizens: 19,300thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,236th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 229th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 463rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 481st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 494th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 516th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 531st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 572nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 574th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 634th in the regionLargest Black Market: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 699th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 734th in the region

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