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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441stMost Influential: 725thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,669th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Santa Dystopia

Population2.059 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.059 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 432 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,008 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 103,858th in the world and 3,527th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.04 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441stMost Influential: 725thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,669thLargest Retail Industry: 1,838thTop
Most Avoided: 2,708thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,771stRudest Citizens: 3,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,264thMost Efficient Economies: 4,967thLargest Mining Sector: 5,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,684thHighest Average Incomes: 5,787thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,152ndLargest Black Market: 10,959thMost Secular: 11,018thTop
Most Developed: 12,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,338thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,476thLargest Governments: 14,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,639thSmartest Citizens: 17,799thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,955th
Most Influential: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 328th in the regionLargest Black Market: 344th in the regionMost Secular: 370th in the regionMost Developed: 378th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Governments: 401st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 518th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 614th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 654th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 676th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the military has gone fission for more funding.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 292 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, BuciLand, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Kaigi, Rokaku, Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, and 242 others.Kianhua, New Amerindia, BearStackof2015, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Adavan, The solar ottomans, Slonful, ReReReRepublic, Khadah, Barfleur, Lurolona, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Monezambique, Sansangra, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, Soirwren, Wizardonia, Goodnamesarerare, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Nossepachina, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Arouran, Kucia, Airrajul, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Iodinia, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Kangarawa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Riveraland, Joundia, New Leganes, Lantros, Zang0, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Dannemarie, Turbo Bolt, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, The Holy Utopian Republic, Amjedia, Khvetsch, Sunsistan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Yelkinam, Dragons Blood, Mahatakutana, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Gunov, Coruh, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Lanwa, Debluu, From New World, Forktoon, Zeiberland, Sheelberite, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Modra, Dravida India, Empire of Dabiristan, Mayapada, Sudarshan, Granskau, Karatol-Advenra, Plaines, Middle Pitburn, Cyrillic Peoples, Taapi, Samaltak True, Order of the saint Dumas, Hitaria, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Vogar, Arunika, Impaxia, ParaSymmetry, Schelemeketew, Danelaw Scandinavia, Neeyal, Alttaea, Anarchica landia, Albrook, Tennabroch, Fontesia, West Swedania, Norna Chitya, The Great Andes, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Rhothstan, Hellod Immury, Neptunian Military Administration, The Armed Savages, Ulvesogullr, United States of Masbate, Concentus, Republoslavia, Chols Worithopia, Juliania Secundus, Constervatania, Dahom, Farangia, Kunstistan, Nyanhai, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Wakeopolis, Crucifer, Monix, United Socialist States of Amerika, Hogwarts of muggles, Isahaak, Cisdaniria, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Haass, Brova, Zidium, Sapre, The Great Tea Empire, Firlands, Arasakami, Endertopias, LibRight Libertarianism, Ultravisionary Soviets, Pledonia, Shavara, Capitalist Golborne, Arcarum, Kylah, Eastern Alksearia, Hel Rock, Cryria, Argentianworkslasia, Adolanta, Lorrana, United Arab Islamic, Kasai del Sur, Developing World, THE Ophelia OF SYA, North Bernia, Espeon LD, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Akorial, Cafe Hell, Vizh, Johor DT, Cellar Doors, Kazakistania, Khindu, The Kulaata Islands, New Magadha, Tolfopolis, Blobon, Heatherspike, Obridles, Zwen, Marimazima, Zudong, Cvetopia, Catlovenia, Solek, Vessarlian, Eagas, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Pirnovo, Picklonia, Personus, Saint Richelieu, Molaro, and Eagle Crest.

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