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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,049thMost Influential: 2,070th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Santa Dystopia

Population834 million

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 834 million Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 117 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,288 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,942 per year while the poor average 16,635, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the nation leads The East Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, the industries of Santa Dystopia are coughing all the way to the bank, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 172,222nd in the world and 7,061st in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,635.97 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,049thMost Influential: 2,070thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,619thLargest Retail Industry: 5,449thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,667thMost Avoided: 6,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,473rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,211thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,248thHighest Average Incomes: 15,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,398thMost Developed: 17,452ndMost Pro-Market: 19,128thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,446th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 214th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 350th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 354th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 361st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 438th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Developed: 526th in the regionLargest Black Market: 552nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 662nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 864th in the regionLargest Governments: 884th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 896th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the industries of Santa Dystopia are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the nation leads The East Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Santa Dystopia endorsed The People's Republic of Gunov.
  • : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Gunov.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 252 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, Raunch, BuciLand, Libertanny, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, Kotawia, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Konouj, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, West Akhzaristan, Deertia, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Pureian, Pastellene, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, and 202 others.New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Shavara, Warren democracy, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Greenroe, Isanastivia, Kaigi, Gemlon, Rokaku, Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Kianhua, New Amerindia, The United Neo American Union, BearStackof2015, Pledonia, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, Yossito II, Ayaupia, Solis Ortis, EnderShnovia, Korktopia, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Litodor, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Adolanta, Alderaciea, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Quinto Piano, Adavan, The Solar Ottomans, Slonful, Galve, Luisagna, ReReReRepublic, Gemmena, Khadah, Barfleur, Belora Gyles, Dratava, Forgottan, Lurolona, Akorial, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, Bynzich, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Savorca, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Dracacre, Monezambique, Sansangra, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, St Guilders Gate, Soirwren, Bysios, United Dirtpile, Wizardonia, Chriona, Goodnamesarerare, Morrowine, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Broengtopia, Nossepachina, Tallegaesia, Martonica, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Serfvarden, Arouran, Kucia, God in the world, Airrajul, Bytes, Chubaka, Blobbo, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, The State of McDonalds, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Vilit Umanstan, Iodinia, The Earth Systems Alliance, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Eagas, Kangarawa, Federal Republic of Hetacia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Sovietsoyuz, Under Sea Desert, Riveraland, Lilisk, Joundia, New Mainz, New Leganes, Lantros, Endertopias, Zang0, Leedur-laand, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Jyzeria, Neue Leipzig, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, Soul Stream, Syriusz, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Gyp Land, Zidium, Dannemarie, Conikslan, Felsinki, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, Turbo Bolt, Castle Federation, New Dudley, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, Tuvaltastan, The Holy Utopian Republic, Citergue, Amjedia, Khvetsch, JohorRiau, Sunsistan, Vaskeden, Zulkig, Condo of Grick, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Urimel, Ephem, Technocratic Tagalog, Modra, Yelkinam, Nigon, Dragons Blood, Oofery, Mahatakutana, Horn of Havenkaap, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Rawdank, Gunov, and Flying Snow.

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