by Max Barry

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Most Average: 13,147thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,775th
The Republic of
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Welcome to the Santa Monica Pier!
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Santa Monica Pier

Population448 million

CapitalPacific Park


The Republic of Santa Monica Pier is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning pelican population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 448 million Santa Monica Pierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific Park. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Santa Monica Pierian economy, worth 21.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 46,801 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Santa Monica Pier's new capital. Crime is moderate. Santa Monica Pier's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Santa Monica Pier is ranked 99,287th in the world and 1st in The West Coast for Rudest Citizens, with 50.54 Insults Per Minute.

Most Average: 13,147thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,775thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,108th

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