Population | 11.429 billion |
Capital | Cuidad de Sierra Antonio |
Leader | El Presidente |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Ofelian Peso |
Animal | Toucan |
The Confederal People's Republic of Santa Ofelia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.429 billion Santa Ofelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuidad de Sierra Antonio. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Santa Ofelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion Ofelian Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,278 Ofelian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown. Santa Ofelia's national animal is the Toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Santa Ofelia is ranked 2,303rd in the world and 74th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 248 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santa Ofelia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Santa Ofelia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Santa Ofelia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Ofelia, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Ofelia, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Ofelia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Ofelia, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Ofelia, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of El Presidente.
- : Santa Ofelia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Santa Ofelia ceased to exist in Balder.